I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Life is so much better after having sex.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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