I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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