Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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