I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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