So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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