butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
