We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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