i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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