the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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