Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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