Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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