Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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