I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This is the prime rib incident all over again
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Never underestimate the power of titties
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Panties = found
Randomize
