It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
