So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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