I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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