dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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