i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
