Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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