My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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