with your own penis?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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