Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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