I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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