i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
They have beer where we have blood.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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