Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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