did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You have to summon your inner elephant
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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