Sry I called you an 8
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize