Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Randomize
