so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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