he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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