Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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