Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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