it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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