Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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