Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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