no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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