Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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