That's when you crack a 10am beer
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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