I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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