Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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