I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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