I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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