Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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