Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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