worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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