we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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