I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
