were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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