if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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