4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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