She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
