His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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