White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
