I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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