she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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