White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize